"Wine is for aging, not coffee."

Ken Hutchinson, Starsky and Hutch

“The morning cup of Café Noir is an integral part of the life of a Creole household. The Creoles hold as a physiological fact that this custom contributes to longevity, and point, day after day, to examples of old men and women of fourscore, and over, who attest to the powerful aid they have received through life from a good, fragrant cup of coffee in the early morning.”

 The Picayune Creole Cook Book (1901)

Be right back honey......just going to scald my chops

“Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.”

The Women's Petition against Coffee (1674)

Coffee Gets Yet Another Bad Rap

“They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe.”

 Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi blaming the revolt against his rule on al-Qaida followers giving bad things to young Libyan protesters